Today I stumbled upon a funny website…
Ghetto Hikes is written by a 28 year old who has a full-time job taking urban inner-city kids on nature hikes. All he does is write down shit they say.
I can imagine his job being an absolute riot. Not even sure I could keep a straight face dealing with these kids.
Here are some of the gems we found:
Here are a couple of our other favorites from the site:
“Chipmunk, Prarie Dog, Squirell Whatever, that motherfucker look like Alvin”
“I sits wherever I damn please, ain’t no assign seats up in dis forest”
“We out in nature dawg, ain’t no need to use dictionary words like beverage”
“Mr. Cody if you could be a forest animal, whatd you be? I be a snake, walkin around all like SSSSSS SSSSSS scarin bitches”
Ghetto Hikes = Awesome.
Keep doing what you do Mr. Cody!